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Taunts R Us: Sex Toys For the New Millennium

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In our modern high tech world, even sex toys have taken huge leaps in technological sophistication.

The Real Deal

The Real Doll line of sex dolls has been around since 1997. However, in 2017, they’ve really upped their game.

You’d swear their newest products actually have a heart beat.

Do you have a serious crush on a famous porn star? Real Doll will make a life-like version for only $8,500.

For a few hundred more, they’ll even make a real-life doll of someone you know. Yikes.

Some of their dolls even have interchangeable faces.

Yes, this means you can feel like a playboy without ever uttering a bad pick up line, buying too many overpriced drinks or stumbling around in the dark for a condom.

In fact, you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your own home. Just reach for that box of… faces.

Check out this Bodybuilder who is MARRYING his sex doll…

Trading Cards for Adults Only

Remember when you were a kid and traded baseball cards with your favorite players on them?

Well, now that you’re all grown up, you can start trading again with adult versions of these cards.

There are several companies online that offer adult trading cards.

The best places to aquaint yourself with is this sub genre are,  and, Adult Trading Cards.

Secret Pillow Place

Private Pillows did a study and found that most Americans use a whopping six pillows on their bed.

So, Private Pillows created a pillow with a secret pouch in it where you can hide your sex toys, cash, weed stash, ID or other items you want to keep hidden.

What thief wouldn’t be fooled by the six pillows stacked on your bed with your valuables inside. That just wouldn’t be safe, would it?

A Real Corker

We’re not sure if these two activities go together… at least not at exactly the same time. If you’ve never heard of it or seen one you’re definitely not alone.

It’s called the “Cock Pipe.”

Visit their website to see it in use. Now you can take a toke while you take a stroke.

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