The Old Time Radio Show Candy Matson-PI was a clever and fast-paced old-time radio detective show that aired in the late 1940s and early 1950s.
It follows a beautiful, glamorous and very sharp San Francisco private investigator named Candy Matson as she solves mysteries with humor, quick dialogue, and a distinctly modern-for-its-time female lead.
Unlike other noir radio dramas of the era, Candy Matson mixed suspense with flirtation and stylish city atmosphere. It made the program feel like part detective story and part romantic comedy.
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(0:11) That’s my business, old man who talks like a ghost. (0:14) Take care of your health, little lady. (0:17) Donna Dunham is dead.
(0:19) Let her stay like that. (0:20) You take care of your cues and I’ll show my piece, understood? (0:24) Not quite. (0:25) Listen to this.
(0:29) Oh, goody, goody. (0:30) Bullets now delivered by phone. (0:32) Thanks for the slug.
(0:33) I’ll have it identified later. (0:35) Maybe you’ll be identified later. (0:37) Remember what I said, Candy Matson.
(0:40) Forget about Donna Dunham. (0:59) My name is Candy Matson. (1:01) I like money.
(1:03) Lots of it. (1:05) That’s why I became a private eye. (1:07) And too, you meet such interesting people.
(1:10) Mostly dead. (1:12) But getting back to the cash angle, (1:15) that’s why I took on the Donna Dunham case. (1:17) I knew it was full of dynamite.
(1:20) But a girl has to eat now and then, (1:22) maintain a penthouse on Telegraph Hill, (1:24) and keep the moths out of a few mink coats. (1:27) Doesn’t she? (1:28) Sure. (1:29) And a shot fired into your room from across the street at 3 in the morning (1:33) is just one of those occupational hazards.
(1:37) So I took the job, and the 500, and went to work. (1:42) Like to hear how the whole thing started? (1:45) Yeah. (1:45) Believe it’s proceeded to Act 1. (1:58) I’d had a hard day at the office, sleeping all day.
(2:02) And I needed a bit of a tonic to pick me up. (2:06) So the natural thing to do was to ground loop into the Marigold Room (2:09) and see what could be done. (2:11) As I sank down onto one of the padded stools, (2:14) the dispenser approached.
(2:16) Make it a martini, my good man. (2:18) Very dry. (2:19) So dry it comes out like a blotter.
(2:22) Look, lady, nothing would give me more pleasure, (2:25) but I can’t serve you here unless you have an escort. (2:27) What? (2:28) Oh, I’m waiting for someone. (2:30) That’s what they all say.
(2:32) But he’ll be here very soon. (2:34) I know, I know. It never fails.
(2:36) Why, you low-minded crock. (2:37) For two cents, I’d knock your… (2:38) I see I arrived just in time. (2:40) Save your two cents, my dear.
(2:42) Huh? (2:43) You heard what the lady said. (2:44) A martini. (2:45) Make it two.
(2:46) Uh, yeah. (2:48) Sure. (2:49) I thought it was just another one of those… (2:51) Yeah, two martinis.
(2:55) Well, saved from a fate worse than death, (2:58) Miss Matson. (2:59) Who are you? (3:00) A natural question. (3:02) And I’d like a natural answer.
(3:04) Roberts is my name. Warren Roberts. (3:06) Oh.
(3:06) I own a few steamships hither and yon about the world. (3:10) Oh, yes, I know. (3:12) I took a trip on one of your scowls once.
(3:14) The food was a nightmare’s nightmare. (3:17) How do you think I came to be a millionaire? (3:20) Aha, I see your point. (3:22) How did you know my name and what do you want? (3:26) I have a business proposition to make to you, Miss Matson.
(3:30) You’re sure it’s business, Mr. Roberts? (3:34) Strictly business, Miss Matson. (3:36) Call me Candy. (3:38) You tell me the details and I’ll tell you what it’ll cost you.
(3:41) Fair enough. (3:42) But don’t think. (3:43) You can always make it back on your food.
(3:46) Well, I can hardly tell you here. (3:48) Suppose we drop over to my place. (3:50) But I want that martini.
(3:52) My man will make us a batch over there. (3:54) The things I do to make a living. (3:57) Okay, let’s go.
(3:58) Well, hey, how about these drinks? (4:00) Here you are, my man, and save the martinis for some poor wayward soul (4:03) who hasn’t the wherewithal to make the purchase. (4:14) Oh, good evening, Mr. Roberts. (4:16) I didn’t know you were expecting company.
(4:19) Take Miss Matson’s things, Montgomery, and bring her some martinis. (4:22) They’re all made, sir. (4:23) Good.
(4:25) Let’s go into the drawing room, shall we? (4:26) Mm-hmm. (4:37) Modest little mousetrap, isn’t it? (4:40) And I’ll bet it’s had a good path beaten to its door, too. (4:44) Quite a sense of humor you have, Candy.
(4:46) Well, it helps now and then. (4:49) Here, sit down here. (4:51) That’s it.
(4:53) I, uh, I can’t quite see you. (4:56) It’s like being behind a retaining wall. (4:59) Oh, well, I’ll just listen.
(5:01) What’s the topic of conversation? (5:04) A young lady named Donna Dunham. (5:06) Aha, the female element. (5:09) What is your connection? (5:11) Well, it’s strictly that of a patron.
(5:13) Oh? (5:14) Miss Dunham was a hat-check girl over at the Scarlet Dawn. (5:17) I heard her sing one night. (5:19) I decided right then and there that I was going to sponsor her career.
(5:23) Was? (5:24) Yes. (5:26) Donna Dunham was murdered early this morning. (5:29) By you? (5:29) What? (5:31) Are you out of your head? (5:32) Yes, when I think of the fee I’m going to get from you.
(5:36) I beg your pardon, sir. (5:37) The martinis. (5:38) Oh, yes.
(5:39) Put them down there, Montgomery. (5:42) Very good, Montgomery. (5:43) I won’t need anything else tonight.
(5:45) Thank you, sir. (5:45) Good night, miss. (5:46) Good night.
(5:47) Don’t sleep too tight. (5:50) May I? (5:51) You certainly may. (5:53) I’ve been waiting far too long for one of these.
(5:57) There you are. (5:59) Well, as a sponsor, you didn’t pick a protege with great lasting qualities, did you? (6:05) No, I didn’t. (6:06) She was so young, so very lovely.
(6:10) Will you take the case, Miss Matson? (6:13) What do I have to go on? (6:16) Oh, very little. (6:18) My suspicions point to a musician who worked at the Scarlet Dawn. (6:22) He seemed to resent very strongly my stepping into the picture.
(6:25) Were they going together? (6:26) Off and on, until I started to back Donna’s career. (6:30) A very interesting triangle. (6:32) What do the police have to say? (6:35) The police, Miss Matson, have not yet been notified.
(6:39) What? (6:40) I went over there this morning and I discovered the body lying on the floor. (6:44) I became confused. (6:45) I locked the door and called the Scarlet Dawn.
(6:47) I told the manager that Miss Dunham was quite ill and wouldn’t be able to appear tonight. (6:51) Extremely ill, I’d say. (6:55) This is fine.
(6:56) And you realize you’re in trouble, don’t you? (6:59) Yes, I do. (7:00) And that if I take this case, I’m sticking my neck out too? (7:02) Exactly. (7:04) My fee is 500.
(7:06) That’s a fair price. (7:07) In advance. (7:08) Well, I’ll make out a check immediately.
(7:10) Oh, won’t you have another martini? (7:13) I don’t think so. (7:17) You know, you are very beautiful. (7:22) Thank you.
(7:23) But I already have a sponsor. (7:25) And your lips are very, very kissable. (7:28) The best you can buy from Max Factors.
(7:31) Are you sure you don’t want another martini? (7:33) Look, Roberts, let’s get this straight. (7:35) You’re in the middle of a jackpot. (7:37) Make that check out right now so I can join you.
(7:40) Then it’s up to me to spring the both of us. (7:43) In the meantime, get that glint out of your eye. (7:47) The one that’s wired for wolf calls.
(7:50) Understood? (7:52) Very well. (7:53) I’ll get started right away. (7:54) Where does the late Miss Dunham live? (7:56) Just on the edge of Chinatown, 27B Gresham Alley.
(8:00) It’s the only three-flat house on the block. (8:01) I’ll find it. (8:02) And you, you just stick right here and don’t poke your face out of the door.
(8:08) Now, the check, if you will. (8:43) Now listen, you, if you think you’re going to get… (8:46) Well, send me back to the last line in the chorus if it isn’t old Hawkshaw himself. (8:54) Yeah, that’s right.
(8:56) Hiya, Candy. (8:57) Mallard, how you ever got to be a police detective, I’ll never know. (9:01) I heard you trailing me for the last two blocks.
(9:03) Maybe I wanted you to hear me. (9:05) What are you doing over in Chinatown, Candy? (9:07) I like to mate a chow yuck. (9:09) Uh-huh.
(9:11) Something up? (9:12) Not with you around, baby. (9:13) Look, Candy, just a little word of caution. (9:16) We’re laying for you.
(9:17) Oh. (9:18) The chief isn’t very happy about you busting up that Newton case last month. (9:22) Somebody had to.
(9:24) The score was still tied in the 2017. (9:26) Stop gagging, Candy. (9:27) What are you doing around here? (9:29) You don’t like tomato chow yuck that much? (9:31) Well, maybe that oriental music sends me.
(9:35) By the way, where’s the Scarlet Dawn, Mallard? (9:37) Huh? (9:38) Right down there on the corner. (9:40) Come on. (9:41) I’ll buy you a double Mickey.
(9:42) Uh, no thanks. (9:43) I just had one. (9:44) And listen, Candy, take a tip.
(9:47) Don’t interfere with the work of the police. (9:49) Don’t worry about me, Mallard. (9:51) And you take a tip, too.
(9:53) Next time you trail somebody, get yourself a pair of tennis shoes. (10:08) Yes, miss? (10:09) Would you like a table? (10:11) No, thanks. (10:12) Uh, no.
(10:13) Something I can do? (10:15) Hmm? (10:16) Oh. (10:16) Oh, yes. (10:17) I’m a friend of Donna Dunham’s.
(10:20) She wanted me to come over and tell you that she’s feeling better. (10:23) She’ll be back at work tomorrow night. (10:25) Oh, that’s good.
(10:26) Business at the hat check stand, no good without her. (10:30) Yeah. (10:30) Yes, she’s a great girl.
(10:33) By the way, I don’t see her boyfriend tonight. (10:36) Boyfriend? (10:37) You know, the fellow who plays in the band. (10:39) Oh, Donny Andrini.
(10:41) No, he got night off. (10:43) Oh. (10:44) Too bad.
(10:45) She wanted me to tell him, too. (10:46) Yep, too bad. (10:48) Oh, maybe you’ll find him at the Lotus Hotel.
(10:50) He lived there. (10:51) Oh, sure. (10:53) The Lotus.
(10:54) Yes, I’ll check there. (10:55) Thank you very much. (11:09) Rembrandt Watson speaking.
(11:10) Yes, I know. (11:12) Now, look. (11:12) Photographs taken at reasonable prices.
(11:14) I know, Rembrandt. (11:15) Family groups and portraits especially. (11:18) Also… (11:18) Rembrandt, this is I, Candy Maxon.
(11:20) Fine colored pictures. (11:22) What? (11:23) Candy Maxon? (11:24) That’s right. (11:24) By all the furies of Zeus.
(11:27) Why did you have to call just now? (11:29) I was wooing the muse that only Bacchus can create. (11:32) Probing the infinitesimal heights a soul can reach from the tear of the great. (11:37) And you had to call and spoil it all.
(11:40) Look, Rembrandt. (11:41) Uncross your eyes and listen to me. (11:43) I shall listen, my lily, but undoubtedly I won’t like it.
(11:46) What skullduggery are you up to now? (11:49) I’m knee deep in something that smells as high as the Oakland mudflats. (11:53) A towering comparison. (11:55) What is it? (11:56) I can’t tell you now, but I want you to do me a favor.
(11:58) Get your finest camera and go over to 27B Gresham Alley. (12:02) Get inside and take all the pictures you can at the place. (12:04) Won’t I be intruded? (12:06) No.
(12:07) There’s a very attractive young lady there. (12:09) Oh, delightful. (12:10) She’s dead.
(12:11) How dull. (12:12) I dislike intensely one-sided conversations. (12:16) All right.
(12:17) What do I do then? (12:18) Go back to your place and get me some prints as fast as you can. (12:21) I go, but not willingly. (12:24) Only for you would I forsake the mood I have achieved through prodigious application.
(12:30) Bully for you, laddie buck. (12:32) I’ll see you at your place in about an hour. (12:41) Pardon me.
(12:42) Are you the night clerk? (12:44) I ain’t sittin’ bull. (12:45) Yes, we have no rooms. (12:48) I’m not here for a room.
(12:50) Oh? (12:52) Well, maybe there’s something I can do for you. (12:55) Yes. (12:57) Could you tell me if Mr. Danny Andrini is in? (13:00) No, he isn’t.
(13:01) Matter of fact, I haven’t seen him all day. (13:04) Yes, I know. (13:05) There’s a reason.
(13:06) We had to take him to the hospital this morning. (13:08) What? (13:09) Yes. (13:11) He’s under observation for appendicitis.
(13:13) Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. (13:15) So, I was wondering if you’d let me have his key. (13:18) Huh? (13:18) He wants me to bring him his portable radio.
(13:21) Oh, does he have one? (13:23) Why, cert. (13:24) Did you ever know a musician who didn’t own a portable radio? (13:27) Oh, I know. (13:28) Come to think of it, I… (13:29) Yeah, yeah.
(13:30) Here’s the key. (13:31) It’s room 418. (13:33) Thank you.
(13:34) You’re very kind. (13:36) Not at all. (13:38) Not at all.
(13:46) All right, Candy, now please start making like a private eye. (14:04) Letters. (14:07) Yes, over here.
(14:10) Promises. (14:12) A whole pile of them. (14:14) Well, let’s try this one.
(14:21) Dear Danny, I don’t know how to start this, (14:24) but your accusations last night need some sort of answering. (14:28) I’m not in love with Warren Roberts, and never will be. (14:32) He’s just proven to be a very kind and gracious friend.
(14:36) You must realize that I have placed my singing career above everything else, (14:40) and I’ve… (14:40) Thank you. (14:44) Well, leave as confusedly as you can. (14:54) Oh.
(14:56) Hello, you. (14:58) Hello. (14:59) I was wondering if I could be of any assistance.
(15:02) Oh, no. (15:03) It seems Mr. Andini would rather sit. (15:06) I mean, he doesn’t seem to have a portable radio.
(15:09) Oh. (15:10) I’ll, uh… (15:11) I’ll just be on my way. (15:13) Oh, now, what’s the rush? (15:14) You don’t have to leave right away.
(15:16) Wouldn’t you like a drink or something? (15:19) No, not right now. (15:21) I am pressed for time. (15:24) I’ll tell you what, though.
(15:26) I’ll be back later. (15:28) I’ll be back. (15:30) Sure.
(15:31) Fine. (15:32) When? (15:33) Let’s make it next whippin’ time, huh? (15:36) Goodbye. (15:43) Oh.
(15:48) On my soul, I’d like to have a popcorn concession here tonight. (15:52) Come in, come in. (15:54) Rembrandt, you’re a double-crosser.
(15:57) I, a double-crosser? (15:59) Yes. (15:59) My dear, you’re mistaken. (16:00) Oh? (16:01) The only time I double-crossed was out in the country.
(16:04) I passed over a bridge, then I had to double-cross back. (16:07) Oh, no. (16:08) I found I’d left my knapsack with some rare vintage in it on the other side.
(16:13) What are you doing here? (16:14) You haven’t had time to get the pictures I wanted. (16:16) That’s just the point. (16:17) To elucidate, I arrived at 27B Gresham Alley (16:21) and found it to be a most loathsome location.
(16:25) That’s beside the point. (16:26) What happened? (16:27) I couldn’t get in. (16:29) Oh, Rembrandt, I… (16:31) I’ve done you a grave injustice.
(16:33) Of course you couldn’t get in. (16:35) Warren Roberts has the keys. (16:37) Who’s this Minion Roberts? (16:38) I’ll tell you later.
(16:39) We’ve got to work fast. (16:40) Mallard pissed something in the wrong key (16:42) and the police will be in on the deal before long. (16:44) Mallard the gumshoe? (16:46) That’s right.
(16:47) I’ve just got to get pictures of the layout so I can study them. (16:50) In my own fumbling fashion, candy my love, (16:53) I have given birth to an idea. (16:55) Even from you, Rembrandt, I’ll take it.
(16:57) I’m grabbing at straws. (17:00) Straws. (17:00) Very effective with tall, cool columns.
(17:03) Never mind now. (17:04) What’s your idea? (17:05) Let us hire ourselves to a locksmith. (17:08) Present ourselves as man and wife (17:10) and a peasant will make us a key.
(17:13) Voila! (17:14) Entree to the maddery’s apartment. (17:16) No, Rembrandt, that’ll never work. (17:19) Oh, wait a minute.
(17:21) Three flats to the house. (17:23) I used to live in just that kind of a house (17:25) out on Fulton Street when I was a kid. (17:27) A nauseating thought.
(17:29) Rembrandt, those flats are identical. (17:32) If we can get into the flat above, (17:35) we can get what we want. (17:36) I think I’ve heard your reasoning, Candy.
(17:39) In other words, the living room is just the same. (17:42) That’s right. (17:43) The dining room, likewise.
(17:44) Yes. (17:45) And the same goes for the bedroom, the kitchen, (17:48) and even the, uh… (17:49) That’s right, even in there. (17:50) What are we waiting for? (17:53) Let’s go slumming in Gresham Alley.
(18:03) Go ahead, Rembrandt, ring the bell. (18:05) Always I must do the labor. (18:07) Oh, poor… (18:08) Well, I hope we don’t disturb the dead (18:11) in the middle flat.
(18:13) You won’t. (18:14) From what I hear, (18:15) she was done in sort of permanently. (18:18) Oh, dear, there’s no one at home.
(18:21) Come on, Candy. (18:22) Let’s return and see what Bacchus has to offer. (18:25) Oh, wait.
(18:25) I thought I heard something. (18:30) Oh, you see? (18:31) I’ve got all your flashbulbs. (18:32) As they say in the old country, (18:34) when an osma marbles, open the door.
(18:38) Beauty before age, my dear. (18:40) Thank you, Rembrandt. (18:44) It’s kind of dark in here.
(18:46) The peculiar aroma (18:49) definitely smacks of the far east. (18:52) Mmm. (18:54) Something you folks wanted? (18:55) Talk up, Candy.
(18:56) It’s your cue. (18:57) Why, yes. (18:58) Yes, may we come up? (19:00) What do you want? (19:01) Well, we’re with a magazine, (19:03) The House Lovely.
(19:05) We want to take a few photographs of your place. (19:08) At this hour? (19:09) Working press is never shackled (19:10) by the hands on a clock, sir. (19:13) Sounds phony to me, (19:15) but come on up.
(19:20) What do you want to take pictures (19:22) of this beat-up joint for? (19:23) Well, you see, it’s comparison. (19:26) The old and the new. (19:28) We’ve already taken pictures (19:29) of a flat similar to this, (19:30) only it’s been remodeled.
(19:33) This, well, this is perfect for the contract. (19:36) Mmm. (19:36) I guess it’s all right.
(19:39) Go ahead. (19:40) Start with the hall, Rembrandt. (19:42) Roger, my pretty.
(19:43) Let’s see. (19:44) This should be just about right. (19:47) Mm-hmm.
(19:48) Now the bedroom. (19:50) That should be off the hall here. (19:52) Oh, yes.
(19:53) Shoot from the door, Rembrandt. (19:55) Did he get the entire room? (19:56) Not quite, but most of it. (19:58) That’ll do.
(19:59) Just a moment. (20:00) Ah. (20:02) There we are.
(20:04) You cats work fast. (20:07) What was that? (20:08) I said you work fast. (20:10) Yes.
(20:11) Now, in the bathroom, (20:13) do you have a tub or a shower? (20:14) Why, uh, (20:15) why don’t you see for yourself? (20:19) No. (20:20) On second thought, (20:22) I think that’s about all we need. (20:25) Sandy, you said that we could… (20:26) Come along, Rembrandt.
(20:27) And, uh, (20:28) thank you very much. (20:29) Well, that’s okay. (20:30) And don’t slam the door.
(20:33) The lady downstairs is sound asleep. (20:46) Rembrandt, (20:47) I think I’ve got this thing looked. (20:49) Are you referring to this case (20:51) or my desire to return to the arms of Bacchus? (20:55) That I could never look at.
(20:57) I’m talking about the case. (20:59) But I need help, Rembrandt. (21:01) I’m here.
(21:02) No. (21:04) That’s not enough. (21:05) I need the big, strong arm of the law.
(21:08) Oh, no. (21:09) Candy, you traitor. (21:11) I hate to admit it, (21:12) but I need somebody like Mallard.
(21:15) Am I being paid? (21:16) Hmm? (21:17) Oh, no. (21:18) It’s the wicked genius. (21:20) Yikes, it’s a gum shoe.
(21:22) Yep. (21:23) In person. (21:25) Mallard, how did you get here? (21:26) I took your advice (21:28) and bought some tennis shoes.
(21:30) All right, spill. (21:32) What goes on? (21:33) I’ve been following you around (21:33) until I’m punchy. (21:34) Start talking, Candy.
(21:35) Okay, so you heard me. (21:37) I do need your help, Mallard. (21:39) Badly.
(21:40) There was a young girl murdered yesterday (21:42) at 27 B. Gresham Alley. (21:44) Is that the place you just came from? (21:45) That’s right. (21:46) Why don’t we ever hear of these things? (21:48) Oh, I get exclusive rights.
(21:51) Anyway, I think I have a whole deal figured out. (21:53) You can have full credit, Mallard, (21:55) but you’ve got to take my advice. (21:58) It hurts, but go ahead.
(22:00) Now go back to 27 C. Gresham Alley. (22:03) That’s the top flat. (22:05) You’ll find a character there (22:06) named Danny Andrini.
(22:08) Take him. (22:09) Then get out to 5711 Pacific Street (22:11) as fast as you can. (22:12) Well, all right, I’ll do it.
(22:15) But, Candy, so help me. (22:17) If this is a foul up on you, (22:20) the new look with stripes (22:22) is going to be very fashionable. (22:24) She knows what she’s doing, Mallard.
(22:27) When you get back to Gresham Alley, (22:28) just tell Mr. Andrini (22:30) that you’re from House Lovely. (22:32) He’ll adore you. (22:42) This is it, Rembrandt.
(22:44) I just hope my man, Montgomery, (22:46) hasn’t retired yet. (22:49) What are we doing out here on Pacific, Candy? (22:52) This is out of our league. (22:54) All of a sudden, (22:54) I’ve become socially conscious.
(22:57) Come on, Montgomery, answer the door. (23:00) Oh, right on cue. (23:02) I beg your pardon.
(23:03) Did you ring? (23:04) No, Montgomery. (23:05) We crossed the moat (23:07) and used a battering ram. (23:08) I’m sorry, young lady.
(23:09) Mr. Roberts doesn’t wish to be disturbed. (23:11) Look, Montgomery, remember me? (23:13) I was here earlier this evening. (23:15) Mr. Roberts and I had a martini together.
(23:17) Martinis? (23:19) Well, it was worth a safari out here after all. (23:22) Oh, I’m sorry, miss. (23:24) I didn’t recognize you at first.
(23:26) Yes, do come in, won’t you? (23:28) The light dimmed. (23:29) If you just wait in the drawing room, miss, (23:32) I’ll inform Mr. Roberts of your presence. (23:34) Thank you very much, Montgomery.
(23:35) I used to know a chap like that in the British Army. (23:38) By continual groveling and studied objectiveness, (23:42) he worked his way up to the rank of a private. (23:46) Thanks, Ramsey.
(23:47) That’s the first laugh I’ve had tonight. (23:49) What’s the pitch, Candy? (23:51) I don’t get it. (23:52) You will in a minute.
(23:54) You’re the patter of little feet. (23:56) Miss Mattson, what’s the idea? (23:58) I thought you were going to check with me by phone. (24:00) Mr. Roberts, this thing is bigger than either of us.
(24:03) I just couldn’t wait. (24:05) Is there a martini in the house? (24:08) I’ll have Montgomery serve in just a moment. (24:10) I don’t think there’ll be time, Mr. Roberts.
(24:13) Where is she? (24:15) Upstairs. (24:17) You really loved her, didn’t you? (24:20) Madly. (24:21) That just about describes it, madly.
(24:25) And while you were, shall we say, sponsoring her career, (24:30) you thought she was playing around with Danny Andrini as well. (24:32) Yes, she was. (24:33) You’re wrong, Roberts.
(24:34) I have a letter from Donna Dunham to Danny Andrini. (24:37) In effect, she told him to blow, skedaddle, vamoose. (24:40) What? (24:41) That’s right.
(24:43) So it seems we have a slight piece of mistaken murder on our hands, doesn’t it? (24:49) Yes, on one hand. (24:51) On the other, I have two in mind that will be deliberate. (24:54) You asked for it, Miss Mattson.
(24:56) Too bad you had to bring your friend along. (24:57) I wouldn’t if I were you, Roberts. (24:59) The fighter has a pistol.
(25:00) I thought you said he served martinis. (25:02) This isn’t exactly a social moment. (25:04) I know how you privatize work, you lone wolves.
(25:07) You confide in no one. (25:08) So with a pull of the finger, I erase all evidence. (25:12) Just like this.
(25:18) He’s dead. (25:20) Oh, I’m really grateful to you, but where on earth did you come from? (25:24) Like I say, Candy, you just can’t beat these tennis shoes. (25:30) Well, that clears everything up except for one thing.
(25:35) Where do we go now for the martinis? (25:48) And that’s how it happened. (25:50) My phone rings, and I’m into the darnedest message you ever heard of. (25:55) Sure, Roberts catered.
(25:57) He was jealous. (25:59) And I knew I was on the right track when Rembrandt said the apartment above Donna Dunham’s (26:04) smelled like the Far East. (26:06) It was tobacco odor, the same Turkish aroma I had smelled in Roberts’ home out on Pacific Street.
(26:14) Danny Andrews? (26:15) Well, he was waiting for Roberts to return. (26:19) He was going to kill him. (26:21) He knew that Roberts had rendered the fight above Dunham for, uh, sponsoring purposes.
(26:28) Donna was a nice kid. (26:30) She was just caught in the middle. (26:33) Flat.
THE END OF EP#1
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